_uacct = "UA-4046704-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @stephenfalk)http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr9beybL61qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Melrose makes it too easy.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4083890150&size=large" target="_blank">View Large On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/236230057http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/236230057Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:09:14 -0800Nick Counter was the lead-negotiator and the main face of evil for the...http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/236130868http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/236130868Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-wEBmLht5g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-wEBmLht5g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Heather Graham?</p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/235805099http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/235805099Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:40:00 -0800Absolutely agreed. I did a trial of WriteRoom and it’s awesome. lizlet: Hey, Mac users,...http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/235313795http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/235313795Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:13:18 -0800“This is the worst song I’ve ever heard in my entire life. And I say that as someone who...http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/234320205http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/234320205Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:07:35 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnaatMoWf1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Diner Burger</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4077478004&size=large" target="_blank">View Large On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/234031045http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/234031045Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:40:05 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslnetZ0oX1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Sharmini wasn’t a materialistic bride, she really wasn’t, and the bounty they’d received from their guests was quite impressive — from the box wine, to the smokes, to the package of delicious Suflés and bottle of cola her amusingly-piggish groom Seah Keng had already polished off — but really, what the fuck is a lady supposed to do with a Tupperware container without the lid? C’mon, people.</i></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/233112465http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/233112465Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:28:05 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksllxhD4nZ1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pattern Building, Glendale.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4074072683&size=large" target="_blank">View Large On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/233090169http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/233090169Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:56:05 -0800<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="346" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=47103020001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fmusic.aol.com%2Fvideo%2Fim-your-daddy-sessions%2Fweezer-featuring-kenny-g%2Fbc%3A47103020001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&publisherID=1612833736" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=47103020001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fmusic.aol.com%2Fvideo%2Fim-your-daddy-sessions%2Fweezer-featuring-kenny-g%2Fbc%3A47103020001&playerID=10032373001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="346" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The transformation is complete.</p> <p><a href="http://thecatpassedgasinthetub.tumblr.com/post/232053364/yes-that-is-kenny-fucking-g-i-hate-weezer-so" target="_blank">thecatpassedgasinthetub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yes, that is kenny fucking g.  i hate weezer so much.  so so much.</p> </blockquote>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/232092086http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/232092086Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:34:09 -0800<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjll6lLGX1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Even though they’d all three begun the McCook Junior High prayer campfire with secret hopes of kissing Eric Susternack, after two straight hours of listening to him babble about everything from his sister’s new guinea pig, to his soprano sax solo in the upcoming Jazzertones concert, to how great the Salt Lake Bees were going to be this season, Ashleigh clearly wanted to die, and Hannah was about two seconds from admitting defeat to that whore Cammie, who either had far greater power to feign interest than she, or was such a monumental noodle-brain that she was actually fucking rapt with this shit.</i></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/231978743http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/231978743Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:53:00 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshudsJoNd1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cleaned the gutters. Patched the flashings. Got tar all over my hands. Not euphemisms but things I did on the roof yesterday.</p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/230966483http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/230966483Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:08:00 -0800<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=16266097&vid=6268028&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/12086/95690080.jpeg&embed=1" /><embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="id=16266097&vid=6268028&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/videosearch/12086/95690080.jpeg&embed=1"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Mac’s Love Letter To Chase Utley.</p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/230019333http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/230019333Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:23:23 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hELTtsBRie4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hELTtsBRie4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hip-Hop Medley. Brett Domino.</p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229881095http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229881095Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:28:59 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseth5x4j31qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Halloween.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4062949416&size=large" target="_blank">View On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229388821http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229388821Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:55:52 -0700<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseafgnyxL1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eagle Rock. One winged.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4059772719&size=large" target="_blank">View On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229132992http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/229132992Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:04:00 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc2fazLOC1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Self.</p> <p>This was taken a half-hour <i>before</i> I tried Umami burger for the first time. So naturally the world here is a little dark, a little bleak.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4057871850&size=large" target="_blank">View Large On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/227990426http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/227990426Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:16:21 -0700<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa9alunSS1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Beneath the jaunty smile and thumbs-up he flashed for the purposes of the camera, Dima was slowly putting everything together in his head — all of which seemed to confirm, with rising, cold, absolute horror, that sometime during the two-month process of drawing the mural in the family kitchen, his oldest friend Kirill had indeed begun fucking his mom.</i></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/227018897http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/227018897Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:49:32 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-m97kVmxJBs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-m97kVmxJBs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Nicolas Cage falling down a hill.</p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/226017990http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/226017990Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:19:31 -0700<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6izo8eXn1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dentistry.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4049454890&size=large" target="_blank">View Large On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/224945910http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/224945910Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:28:36 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4lnshQoV1qz6gheo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bet.</p> <p><a href="http://bighugelabs.com/onblack.php?id=4045307291&size=large" target="_blank">View On Black</a></p>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/223853426http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/223853426Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:31:03 -0700