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Mountain Goats - ‘Woke Up New’ (Music Video...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1552092&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1552092&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1552092&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brothersbloom.tumblr.com/post/46452917/mountain-goats-woke-up-new-music-video" target="_blank"&gt;brothersbloom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mountain-goats.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Mountain Goats&lt;/a&gt; - ‘Woke Up New’ (Music Video Directed by &lt;a href="http://rcjohnso.com" target="_blank"&gt;Rian Johnson&lt;/a&gt;, whose tumblelog this be)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Captured in-camera with no special effects&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46751239</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46751239</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:50:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You know. Sometimes you stumble across something and it makes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcvygn71LLRvudmc_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know. Sometimes you stumble across something and it makes you laugh but you’re kind of ashamed for laughing but you save it to your desktop anyway. And then you keep opening it over the next few days and each time you see it, you laugh anew, and feel shame anew. Bright and shiny on your face. And finally then you’re in a full-blown love affair with said funny thing… like, let’s say for example, a photo of a cat holding a Rubik’s cube with a funny caption.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then at some point you realize the shame is just holding you down, and the only way to make it go away is to put the thing into the sunlight. Just put your shame into the light and let people judge if they must. So yeah. This is a cat holding a Rubik’s cube. I feel better now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46739336</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46739336</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:42:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Griffith Park On Fire Again!</title><description>lafd:
*Brush Fire* 5200 W. Zoo Dr; MAP 564-B5; FS 56; Reported fire in Griffith Park near Travel...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46725403</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46725403</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:20:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>marklisanti:

Presented without commentary, and with a...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/46588707/TR4vb9DuAcu9rvzz5dIFtNcN&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/46576889/presented-without-commentary-and-with-a" target="_blank"&gt;marklisanti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Presented without commentary, and with a considerable amount of joy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://internetenthusiastdaily.com/post/46568453/david-lee-roth-running-with-the-devil-vocal" target="_blank"&gt;ied&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;David Lee Roth - Running with the Devil - vocal track - &lt;i&gt;Screaming only version&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.kiamatthews.com/post/46560867" target="_blank"&gt;Kia&lt;/a&gt; posted the original, but we felt that taking out all the gaps and actual “singing” was a moral imperative.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I want this as my ringtone.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46588707</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46588707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:20:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Bacon Wars!
Drew Carey (a very good human being, not only for...</title><description>&lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://reason.tv/embed/video.php?id=392"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bacon Wars!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Drew Carey (a very good human being, not only for &lt;a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/celebrity/Drew-Carey-Shells-Out-For-WGA-Burgers-8385.html" target="_blank"&gt;feeding us writers out of his own pocket&lt;/a&gt; during the strike, but for getting involved in issues like this), does a story for reason.tv about the problematic crackdown on hot dog vendors here in Los Angeles. At issue is the bacon Los Angelenos love wrapped around their dogs. The health department says non-tricked-out carts can’t store or wash the bacon properly. Their choice? Stop serving bacon, which loses them money as unlicensed make-shift vendors will swoop in and happily provide the beloved bacon, buy a fancy health-department-sanctioned cart, which is prohibitively expensive, or keep on serving bacon and risk going to jail and losing their cart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This video is a few months old but the fight is &lt;a href="http://la.eater.com/archives/2008/08/18/hollywood_heat_bacon_dogs_confiscated.php" target="_blank"&gt;ongoing&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46584249</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46584249</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:39:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“My father says that almost the whole world is asleep....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcttzexxa5sxoZZQ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.”</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46523561</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46523561</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:01:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Every year I keep meaning to include “Joe vs. the Volcano” in Ebertfest, and every year..."</title><description>“Every year I keep meaning to include “Joe vs. the Volcano” in Ebertfest, and...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46523000</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46523000</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:53:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Perils Of Drinking, Proved!</title><description>You know how people are always all, “Drinking is harmless. Alcohol has never hurt...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46468321</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46468321</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:47:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Guns “N” Roses’ “new” album Chinese Democracy—insert standard joke..."</title><description>“Guns “N” Roses’ “new” album Chinese Democracy—insert standard...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46445434</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46445434</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:47:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Answers.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcrtoyps8Lbk0uP5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Answers.</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46336986</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46336986</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:17:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Did you know the U.S. government had a secret program in place...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcrez0b87J6orvw6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you know the U.S. government had a secret program in place to scare us into submission with a creepy talking baby video? &lt;a href="http://www.ssa.gov/pgm/flash/jacob.htm" target="_blank"&gt;It’s true.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ssa.gov/pgm/flash/emily.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Emily&lt;/a&gt; is even more terrifying.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46305565</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46305565</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:25:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>aja:

Top ten songs picked by both candidates.
BARACK OBAMA1....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/QA9JpdgnOcovjhzc3h4jFdSz_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anyways.us/post/46124789/top-ten-songs-picked-by-both-candidates-barack" target="_blank"&gt;aja&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p align="left"&gt;Top ten songs picked by both candidates.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;BARACK OBAMA&lt;br/&gt;1. Ready or Not Fugees&lt;br/&gt;2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye&lt;br/&gt;3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen&lt;br/&gt;4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones&lt;br/&gt;5. Sinnerman Nina Simone&lt;br/&gt;6. Touch the Sky Kanye West&lt;br/&gt;7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra&lt;br/&gt;8. Think Aretha Franklin&lt;br/&gt;9. City of Blinding Lights U2&lt;br/&gt;10. Yes We Can  will.i.am&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JOHN McCAIN&lt;br/&gt;1. Dancing Queen ABBA&lt;br/&gt;2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison&lt;br/&gt;3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA&lt;br/&gt;4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard&lt;br/&gt;5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson&lt;br/&gt;6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys&lt;br/&gt;7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong&lt;br/&gt;8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra&lt;br/&gt;9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond&lt;br/&gt;10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Let’s compare:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;McCain sees skies of blue, and clouds of white.&lt;br/&gt; The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night&lt;br/&gt; And he thinks to himself, what a wonderful world…&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;While…&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Obama can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME &lt;br/&gt; Frontin’ niggas give him hee-bee-gee-bees &lt;br/&gt; So while you’re imitating Al Capone &lt;br/&gt; He’ll be Nina Simone &lt;br/&gt; And defecating on your microphone.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The next eight years are going to be awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46126759</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/46126759</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Or, you know, maybe not??</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcn9nt0h2BcK3YxB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or, you know, maybe not??</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45979020</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45979020</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:45:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Your integration of Google is absolutely brilliant...</title><description>Your integration of Google is absolutely brilliant...: lafd:
Your integration of Google is...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45955090</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45955090</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:11:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I can’t decide which was my favorite highlight from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMclwlgtzS34HbFsz_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can’t decide which was my favorite highlight from SportsCenter this morning: when Michael Phelps won the 200 freestyle, when Michael Phelps beats the Royals 6-1, when Michael Phelps reported to Jets minicamp, or the Michael Phelps Web Gems™ .</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45849318</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45849318</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:52:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah, in this case address is very approximate.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMclrichsqnyQ0OjA_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yeah, in this case address is &lt;i&gt;very&lt;/i&gt; approximate.</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45835070</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45835070</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:29:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG… thank you. Thank you..."</title><description>“Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG… thank you....</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45830791</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45830791</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:50:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Warning Signs of Overdose* Feeling hot or unwell* ...</title><description>Warning Signs of Overdose* Feeling hot or unwell* ...: lafd:
Warning Signs of Overdose* Feeling hot...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45705193</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45705193</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:54:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Okay</title><description>So I just started watching the first season of The West Wing on DVD, and I’m loving it. But...</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45683361</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45683361</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:35:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ahahahahahahahaha.
I recently transfered all my current work to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/h8YB9nUxMcj6qdo1xB97qRuQ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ahahahahahahahaha.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I recently transfered all my current work to Google Documents so I could be productive no matter what ended up happening with my sick computer. So after a day of sending off my computer to Apple General Hospital and hooking up the old iBook and getting ready to work, I open up Google docs and get this message.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45590775</link><guid>http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/45590775</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:12:33 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
