Did you know the U.S. government had a secret program in place to scare us into submission with a creepy talking baby video? It’s true.
Emily is even more terrifying.
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Posted 3 days ago on August 17 2008
Did you know the U.S. government had a secret program in place to scare us into submission with a creepy talking baby video? It’s true.
Emily is even more terrifying.

Posted 5 days ago on August 15 2008
aja:
Top ten songs picked by both candidates.
BARACK OBAMA
1. Ready or Not Fugees
2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen
4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra
8. Think Aretha Franklin
9. City of Blinding Lights U2
10. Yes We Can will.i.amJOHN McCAIN
1. Dancing Queen ABBA
2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA
4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard
5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson
6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters
Let’s compare:
McCain sees skies of blue, and clouds of white.
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And he thinks to himself, what a wonderful world…
While…
Obama can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME
Frontin’ niggas give him hee-bee-gee-bees
So while you’re imitating Al Capone
He’ll be Nina Simone
And defecating on your microphone.
The next eight years are going to be awesome.

Posted 6 days ago on August 14 2008

lafd:
Your integration of Google is absolutely brilliant. Bravo LAFD.![]()
Los Angeles Fire Department: Fighting the shit out of fires. Integrating the shit out of Google.

Posted 1 week ago on August 13 2008


Joe Versus the Volcano (via oldauntamy)
The fact that someone quoted this movie, which I love, which no one else in the world — including John Patrick Shanley (writer/director), Warner Brothers, Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Robert Stack, Abe Vigoda, Amanda Plummer, Ossie Davis, Lloyd Bridges, the suitcase salesman, the fake shark — loves, makes me very happy, and also a little, you know, step-off.

Posted 1 week ago on August 12 2008
lafd:
Warning Signs of Overdose
* Feeling hot or unwell
* Becoming confused, not able to talk properly
* Headache
* Vomiting
* Not Sweating
* Racing heart or pulse when resting
* Fainting or collapsing
*…
Also: *Excessive and random usage of asterisks and ellipses

So I just started watching the first season of The West Wing on DVD, and I’m loving it. But after inhaling a show with such a consistent writing voice as Sorkin’s (yes, all characters speak in the same cadence and are all insanely smart) you start to notice some things. Mostly, it makes me realize just how fucking aggravating Studio 60 must have been to West Wing viewers when they realized they’re watching the exact same show… but this time its about sketch comedy. One of the great things about Sorkin is that his characters imbue their jobs with life or death importance, but only now can I imagine the aggravation of having to watch these characters — these same actors, in some cases — treat the outcome of a stupid sketch exactly as if it were an impending war between Pakistan and India.
God, I throw (another) pillow at the TV in hindsight for that fucking show.
But anyway. Something I’ve noticed is that Sorkin writes the best amused/dismissive/incredulous “okay” in the business, and uses it like the space bar. It’s everywhere. And with people like Bradley Whitford delivering it, it works. It’s actually often perfect. But I feel like sometimes Sorkin just gets lazy, (or runs out of ‘shrooms), doesn’t know how to end a scene, and just writes…
CHARACTER: (beat) Okay.
Case in point. In episode 1-10, the Sorkinly unsubtly-titled “In Excelsis Deo,” the President’s secretary, Dolores Landingham (the great Kathryn Joosten), finally gets a big speech. She reveals to Charlie that she misses her sons. He asks where they are. And she goes on to tell him, in Sorkiny detail, that they were twin medics killed in Vietnam together. She reveals how they were pinned down by enemy fire on Christmas and it must have been so loud and they must have been so scared and they must have wished they had their mother. And the violins swell and the performance is so subtle and simple and rip-your-heart-out sad and then she’s done. And Charlie’s response: “Okay.”
Dick!

Posted 1 week ago on August 11 2008
Ahahahahahahahaha.
I recently transfered all my current work to Google Documents so I could be productive no matter what ended up happening with my sick computer. So after a day of sending off my computer to Apple General Hospital and hooking up the old iBook and getting ready to work, I open up Google docs and get this message.