September 2010
60 posts
August 2010
43 posts
Crack Detective Work
“Human remains were discovered inside a vehicle that had been left burning underneath the 101 Freeway in Studio City. The LAFD responded to the fire call just after 3 this morning, and found the “dark colored 1989 Toyota Camry” parked on Radford Avenue at Hortense under the overpass. The body was discovered once the blaze was extinguished, and the LAPD subsequently notified. The...
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God Happening On Yellow
Someone pocket-dialed my Google Voice number. The call was 3 minutes of a TV on faintly in the distance and occasional Spanish spoken by a child. This is how Google Voice transcribed it:
“You, hey, okay. Later, I like them because 100 for my character. He didn’t alright bye hey. Right bye hey, rocking. Okay, bye hey hey bye hey I’m. This way the hello. Hmm. Hmm. Hey, hey, hey,...
“Don’t feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via 52books)
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“A JetBlue flight attendant apparently upset with an uncooperative passenger on a...”
– Flight Attendant Uses Emergency Slide to Escape Dispute (via evangotlib) (via katiebakes)
Don’t miss the part where it says he served as “chairman of JetBlue’s uniform redesign committee.”
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