June 2010
47 posts
Snoop Dogg Tried to Rent Liechtenstein →
not2hate:
Key quote: We’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.
If You Needed Another Reason To Love Ron Artest
Even though he’s a Laker.
From his Wikipedia page:
“During his rookie season in Chicago, he was criticized for applying for a job at Circuit City in order to get an employee discount.”
...And Introducing Jaden Smith
fuckingbookdeal:
atencio:
Piece Of Shit Clothing - P.O.S. is a hot new clothing line marketed exclusively towards assholes, douchebags, and all around pieces of shit.
What’s that, another new video I directed? That you get to watch and enjoy for free? Gee, internet, I sure must love making things for you. Written by Hal Rudnick | Directed, shot, and edited by Peter Atencio | Starring Hal Rudnick, Jeff Sloniker,...
One time, the camera was on my back, and one of the writers had the script...
– Courtney Cox in The Hollywood Reporter. Something tells me I would not like working with Courtney Cox.
Rushfield Babylon: A Bromifesto →
I know I’ve got no right to make such statements, seeing as
A. I’m new here
B. I have only 8 followers (six of whom are actually me)
C. I’m about 25 years older than the tumblr median age.
Nonetheless, nonetheless…
We all have the rules we live by, the standards, the strictures, the cowpens,…
Truth.
Lisanti Quarterly: Into The Maw →
Big news! (For me, anyway; your mileage. as they say, will vary.) It looks like Yahoo’s hired me to be deputy editor of the entertainment blogs they’re launching in the not-too-distant future, continuing their recent pattern of hiring away every blogger they’ve taken a shine to. While…
Lisanti’s been deputized! Congrats.
And Brando said, “I play the piano, you know.” And I said,...
– Christopher Walken, in The New Yorker. This could have happened, people! Fat, old, languid, florid, batshit Brando doing a variety show from inside his house. I feel robbed.