March 2009
20 posts
An Email Exchange Between An Angry Viewer And The...
4DUMBASSES: did you fucking retards read the subtitles, you guys don't even fucking understand the movie, the vomiting wasn't even the fucking point of the movie, you guys are fucking retards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to hell bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, you guys can go stra8 to hell you fucking retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FILM PIGS: Thank you very much for watching our videos! We're glad you liked them. Thank you for being such a big fan of the Film Pigs. You are now on our mailing list! Thanks! Love, The Film Pigs
4DUMBASSES: your welcome, but you could do some work on some reviews
A Drunk Conversation
Frank: I don't like Julia Roberts, but I think she looks kind of good here.
Todd: I don't even think I could get it up for Julia Roberts.
Stephen: What? But you fucked (redacted).
Todd: Yeah, but I can't get it up for that kind of crap anymore.
Soothing Words From A Friend
Me: So we were all assigned our episodes on Friday.
Frank: Awesome. How do you like yours?
Me: I love it. I'm actually thrilled. It's a great episode with lots of fun stuff, comedy and drama both. I'm really incredibly happy about it.
Frank: Great. Are you nervous?
Me: A bit. But-
Frank: Me, I'd be shitting myself. I mean, to have to write an episode in two weeks and expect it to be on par with some of the best writing on television. Ever. I mean, holy shit. That's a lot of pressure. You must be freaking out.
Me: ...I am now.
“A stork wrapped around a tree branch. That’s the stupidest thing...”
– Kenny Powers hating on a bird bath in East Bound And Down. Against all odds, still making me laugh.
