Dude Crashes Bike on Google Street View →
My street just got added to street view, but nothing awesome is happening. Except I can tell from my car that I’m home, so I might have been doing something awesome inside. Anyway, since my house is boring, here’s this. (via hilker)
The McLovin’ Fund.
The Film Pigs Are Now Blogging! →
Because once-a-month drunken vlogs of us sitting in a car complaining about having just paid $12.75 for Ghost Rider just isn’t enough. Come visit often. Blogs are good for you! Hanging out with friends is for communists and whores. Who needs fresh air? The sun is your enemy. The outside is full of bad elements waiting to corrupt you and steal your possessions. Rogues and magicians and...
With summer time More love in mind Think of your honey Make her life funny ...– when did email viruses get so much damn game? ::swoon::
My Friend's 4-Year Old Truck Driver Daughter
Claire: Mommy, can we paint my toenails?
Mom: Uhm, not right now, honey, I'm busy. Let's do it later.
Claire: God dammit, that's bullshit.
Later, after Mommy rats her out to Daddy...
Dad: What did you say, honey? Claire, come on. Just tell me what you said and we can talk about it.
Claire: Well, I wanted to paint my toenails and mommy said no and I said it was bullshit because it was bullshit.
Bad ass girlz drive bad ass toyz.– Seen on the licence plate holder of a Nissan Sentra.
I just got tickets to see The National open for...
For your health!
A Very Simple Explanation
The reason I am switching to this new tumblelog is that Blogger can eat a dick.